The Big Head Theory

(PLAY IT IN FULL SCREEN)

So, you wanna play a game where a terrible wizard tries not to blow his own head off? Cool. Welcome to the party.

Throy sucks at magic. Like, really sucks. But hey, he’s got a parrot named Archi who won’t shut up, a dragon who’s just here for the laughs. Can you help him not die? (Spoiler: He’s gonna die. A lot.)

What’s the Deal?

• 🎮 Gameplay: Tap notes, cast spells, try not to explode. Simple, right? Wrong.
• 💥 Fail: Throy’s head grows. Keep failing? Boom. Head go bye-bye.
• 🦜 Archi: He’s a parrot. He’s sarcastic. He hates you. Deal with it.
• 🐉 Dragon: Doesn’t even care about the treasure anymore. He’s just here to watch Throy suffer.

Why Bother?

Because it’s stupid. It’s fun. And deep down, you know you wanna see how many times Throy can mess up before his head becomes a hot air balloon. Plus, the dragon might high-five you if you’re lucky. Maybe.

Warning: This game contains bad magic, worse jokes, and a parrot who’s definitely judging you. Play at your own risk.